Considering the crispness and smoothness of it’s full alcohol lager, Cobra Zero is a bottle full of disappointment. It looks like a lager, but that’s about as far as we can go. 

"A watery yeast of a mess"
While it has an appealing golden colour, it is as flat as a pancake and even if you can ignore that your nose likely won’t let you within an arms length of it anyway. A watery yeast of a mess which collects it’s rating simply for existing.

One to avoid.
ABV: 0.0%
Kcal per 100ml: 23.7
Serving size: 330ml

Lowbrew Rating: 18%

Taste - 20%
Smell - 10%
Finish - 20%
Comfort - 20%
Value - 20%